Some people tend to have baby fever when they stumble on a baby with their cute deceiving eyes. They are like Aww Aww up and down here and there but, wait till you have one. Babies come with discomfort sleepless nights, embarrassing unexpected loud cry due to their difficult communication skill, poop without giving heads up,
eat till their belly bulge out and the ones that don't eat, you fight them to feed them because they become defensive. We have all given parents that look when they try to discipline their child or even when they don't discipline their child. Babies have no boundaries they boss you around they invade your privacy, mumble and cry when you don't want them around you because they don't understand privacy. Babies keep parents on their toes because of their ridiculous boldness and fearlessness to keep them safe because if you take your eyes off them for a second, they get hurt or they run temperature they get sick and cry oh my Lord because they can't speak! Leaving their parents worried and scared.
You know what's crazy you can't imagine life without them their zeal to learn and practice, their funny facial expression when they discover something new, pure innocence can't just help but love them.
In our defense, we did not ask to be born... It was out of the selfish interest of parents, that they went ahead and did (God knows what!) and 9 months later boom, we had to leave our very wonderful homes to come to this cruel world! We know when we want to poop... where is the fun if we notify parents on time? Let us just say the few years we deceive them with our cute eyes, smiles and doing the things "only babies" can do (poop, cry, barf etc) is the punishment for bringing us to this world uninvited. Besides, it is great to be treated like royalty. Next time parents, please be polite enough to send us an invite... maybe , just maybe we will act right in our formative years.
ReplyDeleteGugugaga with love,
Secretary of Babies Association in Heaven